she woke up with a sticky ear
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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