Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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