Your tits are I can't wait for
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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