I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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