absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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