do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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