Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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