If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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