Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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