Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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