i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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