I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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