so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have post one night stand depression
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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