i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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