so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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