You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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