this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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