escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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