Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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