My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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