It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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