I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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