But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Enjoy the penises
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