Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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