They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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