Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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