lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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