i think i have herpe
just one?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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