it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I think I just sharted jello shots
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