Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
