Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
