You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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