but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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