at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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