can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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