I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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