It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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