What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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