That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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