? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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