I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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