do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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