You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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