It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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