Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Barsexuality is the new black.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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