After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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