He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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