You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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