it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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