Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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