If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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