you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.