Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I party with great urgency now.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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