ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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