Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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