If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think I sprained my soul last night
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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