He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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