He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This baby is an asshole
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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