I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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