I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm at about main and main street
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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