Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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